Hi. Welcome to my marquee page. This marquee will go on for a long time. Feel free to read as much of it as you want, but be warned: it is a waste of time. Only read this if you are very bored and have a lot of free time. So stop reading unless you really want to. So you're still reading? Wow, that's crazy. I can't believe you are actually reading this. So...um... I really don't have much to say. However, I did say this will go on for a long time, so I don't want to disappoint. If you are on MySpace, you can visit my page at www.myspace.com/im_d_man. It's great. I have quite a few videos. Some are funny and some are just plain awesome. You should go there instead of wasting your time here. I mean, c'mon. This is stupid. My MySpace is great. Go there now. I don't care if you add me as a friend. Just look at my profile and enjoy. Why haven't you gone there yet? Geez you're persistent. Okay, obviously you don't care about my oppinion. Otherwise you would have taken my advise and clicked off of here right when you started reading. Now that you started, you can't stop. Now you want to know how this will end. Maybe I'll say something important. Well if you sit through the whole thing I shall tell you the meaning of life. That's right. I know the meaning of life. Oh, by the way, I should probably tell you I now own your soul. I posess the power to steal souls through web pages. Mwahahahahaha. Now that you know, I don't have much left to say. How 'bout a joke? Let's see...Here's one that takes place in a mental hospital. After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck." "Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry." Are you still there? Excelent. You must be obsessive compulsive. It will drive you crazy unless you read everything I type. Just for that, I will never stop. I will keep adding more to this. Just when you think you have finished with this, I will add more. Be sure you come back every single day. And, seriously, check out my MySpace. Any wrestling fans? If not, you suck. If so, who do you think are some of the greatest wrestlers of all time? It doesn't matter. I can't here you. Sooooo. Huh, you're still reading. Well that's just super. Yep...super. Read any good books lately? I still can't hear you. Well, books suck anyway. Hmm, are you waiting for something? You are wasting your time. Oh yeah, you're wating for the meaning of life. Because, obviously, someone with the power to steal souls (i.e. me) would know it. Well, I'm not done yet. So sit tight. I wonder how long it's going to take for this marquee to cycle all the way through. Have you seen the rest of this site yet? It's as much of a waste of time as this. But, you should still check it out. Later, after you finish this of course. I command you. Since I can't see you, I really can't make sure you're obeying my orders. You had better. I own your soul; don't forget that. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *gasp* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Good, you're still here. Maybe I won't condem your soul to the depths of hades. Big maybe. I like condeming. I also like pie: pumpkin, apple, poontang, you name it. Mmmmm...pie. I tell ya, I get no respect. My wife likes to talk to me while having sex. She kept me up last night, calling me from the hotel. Ha, I'm not married. That was a Rodney Dangerfield joke. He was a great comedian. I tell you, I'm not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples covered everything! That was another one. How 'bout a few more? Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up. And my family was poor too. Why, if I wasn't born a boy, I'd have nothing to play with! Ah, those are some great jokes. Now I feel like talking about something else....or typing? Writing? I dunno. You know what I mean. Well, you suck. Yes that's right. What kind of idiot would waste their time with this? What? What are you gonna do? I'm afraid, not of none of you cowards, but of my own strength. I just went Nas on y'ass. Don't know who Nas is? Then you really suck. Oh, and the meaning of life- it's to live. It doesn't matter if you believe in a higher being. We were given life to live, duh. Now get out of here. I mean it. If you don't leave, then I will. Fine, you called my bluff. Now that you got what you wanted, you can stop. I don't have anything profound to say. Why are you still here? You have an internet conection and plenty of free time. Go look at porn or something. That's less pathetic.... Oh for the love of, why are you still her? Jeez. I'm done now. Please stop reading. I can't keep typing. Seriously, What the hell? You want your soul back, is that it? Well too bad. It's mine now. Stop reading or I will assassinate you... Hm, you're still here. Are you suicidal? I just said I'll assassinate you if you don't stop reading. And yet, you keep reading. You must be suicidal. Well then, I won't kill you if you keep reading. How 'bout that. Yeah, you scared now. Dang it, stop it. Stop reading. I hate you. I'm done now. Seriously, I'm through. Done. Finito. The end. B-B-B-B-B-That's all folks. *Sigh*, I hate you. Well, hate's a strong word. I dislike you. You know what would be funny? If i just repeated this whole marquee. Mwahahaha. Here we go: Hi. Welcome to my marquee page. This marquee will go on for a long time. Feel free to... Geez. Why? Why do you keep reading? I'll stop, you know? I'll do it. I'm warning you. I will. Eventually. Have you visited the rest of this site? I also have a fan page. I'm that awesome. Damn, man. Get a life. Stop reading this.

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